I am a princess…
The world just got a little less elegant.
May you rest in peace Mr. Oscar De La Renta
This is the line that has gotten me through life.
do u ever have a thought that’s so fuckin inappropriate that u feel like dumping a bucket of water on urself like. calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus
✿ ❁ ❀ pretty pale ✿ ❁ ❀
Biggest plot twist in history.
If someone points at your black clothes and asks you whose funeral is it, a look around the room and a casual “haven’t decided yet” is always a good response.
when he asks for nudes but you’re not in the mood
i did that adult thing you can do where you buy an entire cake and just eat it
i am eating an entire cake
update: there is more cake than i imagined.
i see now why my parents didn’t let me do this
me introducing myself