♡PielDeMiel♡

My name is Samantha and i am a freshman in my first year of college. 18, ballroom/Latin dancer. Wife of Chicharito Hernandez and Canelo Alvarez <3 this is my personal blog, which means i post whatever i wish to post.

Also fair warning : i have a slight obsession with Manchester United and Matt Bomer so i will be posting alot of them :)

twitter : sammmii323



posted 18 hours ago via departured · originally royallymonroe with 173,853 notes

literallysame:

we are terrible people

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asian:

my heart melted


theflowerkamisama:

espeonsweetie:

dreamychocolateprincess:

everyonelovesrobots:

barcodeddna:

evilpotato:

crowley-for-king:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

It is I, the Black Man in America

they call me the functional alcoholic

Have no fear!HUMAN COP THAT GETS AWAY WITH MURDER IS HERE!

You’re friendly neighbourhood Super Cold Hot Dog

watch out for the bad motherfuckin creepy roommate

It is I, the Victim of Capitalism


CAPTAIN CUSTOMER SERVICE REPRESENTATIVE AT YOUR SERVICE. SAVING ONE CUSTOMER HASSLE AT A TIME.

IT IS I, THE CREEPY ROOMMATE

theflowerkamisama:

espeonsweetie:

dreamychocolateprincess:

everyonelovesrobots:

barcodeddna:

evilpotato:

crowley-for-king:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

It is I, the Black Man in America

they call me the functional alcoholic

Have no fear!
HUMAN COP THAT GETS AWAY WITH MURDER IS HERE!

You’re friendly neighbourhood Super Cold Hot Dog

watch out for the bad motherfuckin creepy roommate

It is I, the Victim of Capitalism

CAPTAIN CUSTOMER SERVICE REPRESENTATIVE AT YOUR SERVICE. SAVING ONE CUSTOMER HASSLE AT A TIME.

IT IS I, THE CREEPY ROOMMATE


"You’re only allowed a certain amount of tears per man, and I’ve used mine up."
— Carrie Bradshaw (via whatwouldcarriesay)

Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird


incoconito:

*wakes up from coma* “tell me I dont have a unibrow”

posted 18 hours ago via departured · originally incoconito with 115,751 notes

bas-stan:

If you meet me irl and you dont know me i look like a pretty put together person but in reality i havent vacuumed my room in a month and a half and i just dropped pasta in my hair and now i cant find it

posted 1 day ago via onexfinnedxturtle · originally bas-stan with 17 notes

Saving the world, one wrinkled dress shirt at a time (x).


seekingtheunordinary:

deathbeforediet:

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)

HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????

SHOCKED when I got to the bottom and saw “Joan Rivers”

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.


onlylolgifs:

Kids Who Lost The Fight Against Sleep

posted 1 day ago via onexfinnedxturtle · originally lolgifs.net with 67,071 notes

posted 1 day ago via nutellaprince · originally wigglemore with 146,156 notes

omgkitteh:

Thanks, James Franco.

posted 1 day ago via kris-ti-naa · originally omgkitteh with 383,124 notes