we are terrible people
my heart melted
What’s your superhero name?
It is I, the Black Man in America
they call me the functional alcoholic
Have no fear!
HUMAN COP THAT GETS AWAY WITH MURDER IS HERE!
You’re friendly neighbourhood Super Cold Hot Dog
watch out for the bad motherfuckin creepy roommate
It is I, the Victim of Capitalism
CAPTAIN CUSTOMER SERVICE REPRESENTATIVE AT YOUR SERVICE. SAVING ONE CUSTOMER HASSLE AT A TIME.
IT IS I, THE CREEPY ROOMMATE
Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird
*wakes up from coma* “tell me I dont have a unibrow”
If you meet me irl and you dont know me i look like a pretty put together person but in reality i havent vacuumed my room in a month and a half and i just dropped pasta in my hair and now i cant find it
Saving the world, one wrinkled dress shirt at a time (x).
Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)
HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????
SHOCKED when I got to the bottom and saw “Joan Rivers”
You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
Kids Who Lost The Fight Against Sleep
Thanks, James Franco.